Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th June 2009

Dilbert//7361, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 10th June 2009

Tags

layoffs fired surprised mean cruel reading

Official transcript

the boss says, "Ted, business is slow, and I have to let you go."

The boss says, "But I already did your performance review so I thought you might benefit from constructive feedback."

Ted says, "'You're like a blister on a skunk's colon.'"

The boss says, "A tiny one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, BUSINESS IS SLOW, AND I HAVE TO LET YOU GO.

BUT I ALREADY DID YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW SO I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACK.

"YOU'RE LIKE A BLISTER ON A SKUNK'S COLON." A TINY ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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