Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th June 2009

Dilbert//7362, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 11th June 2009

Tags

plans meeting leadership failure ridiculous business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We'll execute our strategy in the usual way."

Dogbert says, "The powerful will delegate to the untalented until failure is achieved."

The boss says, "How long will that take?"

Dogbert says, "We just finished."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WELL EXECUTE OUR STRATEGY IN THE USUAL WAY.

THE POWERFUL WILL DELEGATE TO THE UNTALENTED UNTIL FAILURE IS ACHIEVED.

HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?

WE JUST FINISHED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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