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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th June 2009

Dilbert//7364, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 13th June 2009


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committee meeting yelling orders servants business


Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "You two are my executive compensation committee."

Ratbert says, "I live to serve you, my lord and master!"

Dogbert says, "Dial it back just a little."

Bob says, "Are we allowed to kneel?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO YOU TWO ARE MY EXECUTIVE COMPENSATION COMMITTEE.

I LIVE TO SERVE YOU, MY LORD AND MASTER!

DIAL IT BACK JUST A LITTLE.

ARE WE ALLOWED TO KNEEL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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