Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th June 2009

Dilbert//7364, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 13th June 2009

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committee meeting yelling orders servants business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "You two are my executive compensation committee."

Ratbert says, "I live to serve you, my lord and master!"

Dogbert says, "Dial it back just a little."

Bob says, "Are we allowed to kneel?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO YOU TWO ARE MY EXECUTIVE COMPENSATION COMMITTEE.

I LIVE TO SERVE YOU, MY LORD AND MASTER!

DIAL IT BACK JUST A LITTLE.

ARE WE ALLOWED TO KNEEL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a character from the popular "Dilbert" series, as the CEO of a company.
• Dogbert is depicted as a ruthless and demanding leader, who is not afraid to use his power to get what he wants.
• The strip shows Dogbert's employees, including a penguin and a dinosaur, being forced to kneel and address him as "Lord and Master."
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate culture and the power dynamics between bosses and employees.

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