Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th June 2009

Dilbert//7365, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 14th June 2009

Tags

interview trick scheme selling laptops disappointed stupidity

Official transcript

Job interview Dogbert says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

Man says, "No, but I?"

Dogbert says, "Okay, whatever."

Dogbert says, "There's no base pay. You only get paid opn commission."

Dogbert says, "And you'll need a special laptop for this job."

Dogbert says, "you can buy it from our company with a 5% employee discount."

Dogbert says, "You're hired."

Man says, "Yes! And my friends told me I would never find a sales job in this weak economy!"

Man says, "By the way, what does the company sell?"

Dogbert says, "We sell laptops to idiots."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW DO YOU HAVE ANY SALES EXPERIENCE?

NO, BUT I ...

THERE'S NO BASE PAY.

YOU ONLY GET PAID ON COMMISSION, AND YOULL NEED A SPECIAL LAPTOP FOR THIS JOB.

OKAY.

YOU CAN BUY IT FROM OUR COMPANY WITH A 5% EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.

YOU'RE HIRED.

EVER.

YES! AND MY FRIENDS TOLD ME I WOULD NEVER FIND A SALES JOB IN THIS WEAK ECONOMY!

BY THE WAY, WHAT DOES THE COMPANY SELL?

WE SELL LAPTOPS TO IDIOTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.