Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th June 2009

Dilbert//7371, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 20th June 2009

Tags

sitting aspirations plan ridicule grumpy

Official transcript

Wally says, "My dream is to someday be like you."

Wally says, "I hope to advance from being totally worthless to being totally worthless and overpaid."

Dilbert says, "How's your role model?"

Wally says, "Grumpy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DREAM IS TO SOMEDAY BE LIKE YOU.

I HOPE TO ADVANCE FROM BEING TOTALLY WORTHLESS TO BEING TOTALLY WORTHLESS AND OVERPAID.

HOW'S YOUR ROLE MODEL?

GRUMPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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