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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th June 2009

Dilbert//7371, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 20th June 2009


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sitting aspirations plan ridicule grumpy


Official transcript

Wally says, "My dream is to someday be like you."

Wally says, "I hope to advance from being totally worthless to being totally worthless and overpaid."

Dilbert says, "How's your role model?"

Wally says, "Grumpy."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY DREAM IS TO SOMEDAY BE LIKE YOU.

I HOPE TO ADVANCE FROM BEING TOTALLY WORTHLESS TO BEING TOTALLY WORTHLESS AND OVERPAID.

HOW'S YOUR ROLE MODEL?

GRUMPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Grumpy's Dream"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and Grumpy, a character known for his grumpy demeanor. The exchange takes place in a cubicle setting, where Dilbert asks Grumpy about his role model. Grumpy responds by expressing his desire to be totally worthless and overpaid, which Dilbert finds amusing. The conversation highlights Grumpy's sarcastic nature and his tendency to poke fun at the corporate culture. The strip is a humorous commentary on the monotony of office life and the absurdity of corporate aspirations.

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