Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th June 2009

Dilbert//7370, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 19th June 2009

Tags

angry pointing flaws yelling screaming

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "You'd actually be attractive if you didn't have crazy eyes."

Woman says, "What?"

Dilbert says, "The eyes are the mirror of the soul. Your soul appears to be mostly spiders and bad news."

Dilbert says, "Any minute now?"

Woman says, "You cause the rain!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUD ACTUALLY BE ATTRACTIVE IF YOU DIDNT HAVE CRAZY EYES.

WHAT?

THE EYES ARE THE MIRROR OF THE SOUL.

YOUR SOUL APPEARS TO BE MOSTLY SPIDERS AND BAD NEWS.

ANY MINUTE NOW ...

YOU CAUSE THE RAIN!

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