Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th June 2009

Dilbert//7370, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 19th June 2009

Tags

angry pointing flaws yelling screaming

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "You'd actually be attractive if you didn't have crazy eyes."

Woman says, "What?"

Dilbert says, "The eyes are the mirror of the soul. Your soul appears to be mostly spiders and bad news."

Dilbert says, "Any minute now?"

Woman says, "You cause the rain!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUD ACTUALLY BE ATTRACTIVE IF YOU DIDNT HAVE CRAZY EYES.

WHAT?

THE EYES ARE THE MIRROR OF THE SOUL.

YOUR SOUL APPEARS TO BE MOSTLY SPIDERS AND BAD NEWS.

ANY MINUTE NOW ...

YOU CAUSE THE RAIN!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Eyes Are the Mirror of the Soul"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, engaging in a conversation with a coworker. The conversation begins with the coworker asking if Dilbert would be attractive if he didn't have "crazy eyes." Dilbert responds by saying that the eyes are the mirror of the soul, implying that his coworker's soul appears to be mostly spiders and bad news. The coworker then asks if any minute now, Dilbert will cause the rain, to which Dilbert replies, "You cause the rain!"

Key Points:

• The comic strip is a humorous exchange between Dilbert and his coworker.
• Dilbert uses his signature sarcasm to make witty remarks about his coworker's appearance and personality.
• The conversation is lighthearted and playful, with no serious tone or message.

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