Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd June 2009

Dilbert//7373, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 22nd June 2009

Tags

reading budget fixing failure

Official transcript

The boss says, "We can only afford to fix the high-priority bugs."

Dilbert says, "If we don't fix 100% of the bugs, the software will be 100% useless."

Dilbert says, "So our plan is to fail?"

The boss says, "More slowly."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN ONLY AFFORD TO FIX THE HIGH-PRIORITY BUGS.

IF WE DON'T FIX 100% OF THE BUGS, THE SOFTWARE WILL BE 100% USELESS.

SO OUR PLAN IS TO FAIL?

MORE SLOWLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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