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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd June 2009

Dilbert//7374, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 23rd June 2009


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Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We're paying too much taxes. Bring me a physicist and a tax attorney."

Dogbert says, "I want to incorporate in another dimension. Make it happen."

Man says, "Somewhere in the multiverse it's already done."

Dogbert says, "I like you. The lawyer guy is fired."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WERE PAYING TOO MUCH TAXES. BRING ME A PHYSICIST AND A TAX ATTORNEY.

I WANT TO INCORPORATE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.

MAKE IT HAPPEN SOMEWHERE IN THE MULTIVERSE IT'S ALREADY DONE.

I LIKE YOU. THE LAWYER GUY IS FIRED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Multiverse Inclusion"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dogbert the CEO attempting to incorporate a multiverse into his company. He enlists the help of a physicist and tax attorney, but the lawyer is fired due to his lack of enthusiasm for the project.

Key Points:

  • Dogbert wants to incorporate a multiverse into his company.
  • He hires a physicist and tax attorney to help with the process.
  • The lawyer is fired for not being enthusiastic about the project.
  • The physicist is left to deal with the incorporation process alone.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of incorporating a multiverse into a company and the challenges that come with it.

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