Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd June 2009

Dilbert//7374, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 23rd June 2009

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talking meeting ridiculous idea metaphysics pointing firing business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We're paying too much taxes. Bring me a physicist and a tax attorney."

Dogbert says, "I want to incorporate in another dimension. Make it happen."

Man says, "Somewhere in the multiverse it's already done."

Dogbert says, "I like you. The lawyer guy is fired."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WERE PAYING TOO MUCH TAXES. BRING ME A PHYSICIST AND A TAX ATTORNEY.

I WANT TO INCORPORATE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.

MAKE IT HAPPEN SOMEWHERE IN THE MULTIVERSE IT'S ALREADY DONE.

I LIKE YOU. THE LAWYER GUY IS FIRED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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