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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th June 2009

Dilbert//7376, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 25th June 2009


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Official transcript

Income Tax Auditor Man says, "You claim your company is exempt from taxes because you're incorporated in?heaven?"

Dogbert says, "Exactly."

Man says, "I'm not allowed to question that claim because of the seperation between church and state."

Wally says, "I am the angel Wally!"

DOgbert says, "Hold on, Wally. We're selling past the close."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

INCOME TAX AUDITOR YOU CLAIM YOUR COMPANY IS EXEMPT FROM TAXES BECAUSE YOU'RE INCORPORATED IN. . HEAVEN?

EXACTLY.

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO QUESTION THAT CLAIM BECAUSE OF THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.

I AM THE ANGEL WALLY!

HOLD ON, WALLY.

WERE SELLING PAST THE CLOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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