Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th June 2009

Dilbert//7375, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 24th June 2009

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auditor taxes inspection confused corruption

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Man says, "I'm here to do a tax audit of your company."

Dogbert says, "How's that work?"

Man says, "I look for reasons to transfer money from small, disreputable entities to a larger one."

Man says, "I call my salary vigorish, but it's not as ironic as it once was."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO I'M HERE TO DO A TAX AUDIT OF YOUR COMPANY.

HOW'S THAT WORK?

I LOOK FOR REASONS TO TRANSFER MONEY FROM SMALL, DISREPUTABLE ENTITIES TO A LARGER ONE.

I CALL MY SALAR Y VIGORISH, BUT IT'S NOT AS IRONIC AS IT ONCE WAS

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AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, as the CEO of a company. In the first panel, Dogbert announces that he will conduct a tax audit of the company, claiming that it is necessary to transfer money from small, disreputable entities to a larger one. In the second panel, he explains that his salary is not as ironic as it once was, implying that he has become accustomed to his position of power.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate greed and the ways in which companies can manipulate their finances to their advantage. It also highlights Dogbert's cynical and manipulative nature, which is a common theme throughout the Dilbert comic strip.

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