Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th June 2009

Dilbert//7375, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 24th June 2009

Tags

auditor taxes inspection confused corruption

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Man says, "I'm here to do a tax audit of your company."

Dogbert says, "How's that work?"

Man says, "I look for reasons to transfer money from small, disreputable entities to a larger one."

Man says, "I call my salary vigorish, but it's not as ironic as it once was."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO I'M HERE TO DO A TAX AUDIT OF YOUR COMPANY.

HOW'S THAT WORK?

I LOOK FOR REASONS TO TRANSFER MONEY FROM SMALL, DISREPUTABLE ENTITIES TO A LARGER ONE.

I CALL MY SALAR Y VIGORISH, BUT IT'S NOT AS IRONIC AS IT ONCE WAS

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