Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th June 2009

Dilbert//7378, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 27th June 2009

Tags

evil mean cruel meeting money business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "You shouldn't come to work just for money."

Catbert says, "You should come to work to avoid not having any money."

Wally says, "I'm only in it for these meetings."

Catbert says, "Settle down, baldy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES YOU SHOULDN'T COME TO WORK JUST FOR MONEY.

YOU SHOULD COME TO WORK TO AVOID NOT HAVING ANY MONEY.

I'M ONLY IN IT FOR THESE MEETINGS.

SETTLE DOWN.

BALDY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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