Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th June 2009

Dilbert//7379, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 28th June 2009

Tags

meeting idea deception lying unethical business

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "We're going into the executive recruiting business."

Dilbert says, "But the economy is so weak that there aren't any job openings."

Dogbert says, "That's why we're also going into the executive coaching business."

Dogbert says, "We'll give our clients bad advice, and get them fired."

Dogbert says, "Then our recruiting division will offer to fill those jobs."

Dogbert says, "Wally, you'll be our executive coach."

Wally says, "Your receptionist is cute have you considered stalking her?"

Man says, "Um...a little."

Wally says, "You can borrow my binoculars."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE GOING INTO THE EXECUTIVE RECRUITING BUSINESS.

BUT THE ECONOMY IS SO WEAK THAT THERE AREN'T ANY JOB OPENINGS.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALSO GOING INTO THE EXECUTIVE COACHING BUSINESS.

WELL GIVE OUR CLIENTS BAD ADVICE, AND GET THEM FIRED.

THEN OUR RECRUITING DIVISION WILL OFFER TO FILL THOSE JOBS.

WALLY, YOULL BE OUR EXECUTIVE COACH.

YOUR RECEPTIONIST IS CUTE. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED STALKING HER?

UM.

LITTLE.

YOU CAN BORROW MY BINOCULARS

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