Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th June 2009

Dilbert//7381, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 30th June 2009

Tags

typing lazy idea trick deception managing stupidity

Official transcript

Wally says, "I programmed my instant-messaging software to send random questions to our boss every hour."

Wally says, "They're all yes or no questions so he'll have the illusion of managing me."

Computer says, "Should I rotate the domain protocols so they wear out evenly?"

The boss says, "Yes"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PROGRAMMED MY INSTANT-MESSAGING SOFTWARE TO SEND RANDOM QUESTIONS TO OUR BOSS EVERY HOUR THEY'RE ALL YES OR NO QUESTIONS SO HELL HAVE THE ILLUSION OF MANAGING ME.

SHOULD I ROTATE THE DOMAIN PROTOCOLS SO THEY WEAR OUT EVENLY?

YES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Domain Protocol Rotations"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, where Dilbert has programmed an instant-messaging software to send random questions to his boss every hour. The boss, however, is not pleased with this and suggests that Dilbert rotate the domain protocols so they wear out evenly. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the boss's attempt to find a solution to the problem.

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