Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th June 2009

Dilbert//7381, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 30th June 2009

Tags

typing lazy idea trick deception managing stupidity

Official transcript

Wally says, "I programmed my instant-messaging software to send random questions to our boss every hour."

Wally says, "They're all yes or no questions so he'll have the illusion of managing me."

Computer says, "Should I rotate the domain protocols so they wear out evenly?"

The boss says, "Yes"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PROGRAMMED MY INSTANT-MESSAGING SOFTWARE TO SEND RANDOM QUESTIONS TO OUR BOSS EVERY HOUR THEY'RE ALL YES OR NO QUESTIONS SO HELL HAVE THE ILLUSION OF MANAGING ME.

SHOULD I ROTATE THE DOMAIN PROTOCOLS SO THEY WEAR OUT EVENLY?

YES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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