Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th June 2009

Dilbert//7380, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 29th June 2009

Tags

sitting news deception evil

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Sales are tanking because our online reviews are awful."

The boss says, "Cripple a feature and change the model number so the online reviews look stale."

Dilbert says, "Wow. That was a lot of evil packed into one sentence."

The boss says, "Thank you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SALES ARE TANKING BECAUSE OUR ONLINE REVIEWS ARE AWFUL.

CRIPPLE A FEATURE AND CHANGE THE MODEL NUMBER SO THE ONLINE REVIEWS LOOK STALE.

WOW. THAT WAS A LOT OF EVIL PACKED INTO ONE SENTENCE.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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