Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd July 2009

Dilbert//7384, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 3rd July 2009

Tags

product idea violence hitting war weapon

Official transcript

The boss says, "Our product is so unsafe that the military wants to use it as a weapon."

The boss says, "Now the only way to satisfy our fiduciary duty to stockholders is to foment war to boost our sales."

Elbonian says, "Hey, why'd you punch a hole in my hat?!!"

Alice says, "That's a little thing we call marketing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR PRODUCT IS SO UNSAFE THAT THE MILITARY WANTS TO USE IT AS A WEAPON.

NOW THE ONLY WAY TO SATISFY OUR FIDUCIARY DUTY TO STOCKHOLDERS IS TO FOMENT WAR TO BOOST OUR SALES.

HEY,WHY'D YOU PUNCH A HOLE IN MY HAT? !!

\ 1 / THAT'S A LITTLE THING WE CALL MARKETING.

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