Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th July 2009

Dilbert//7385, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 4th July 2009

Tags

angry plan war violence screaming rejecting criticism

Official transcript

Elbonian says, "The imperialists punched a hole in my hat!!! Revenge will be ours!"

Elbonian says, "Walla-walla walla-walla walla!!!"

Elbonian says, "We don't do that."

Elbonian says, "Mitten bump?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE IMPERIALISTS PUNCHED A HOLE IN MY HAT!!! REVENGE WILL BE OURS!

WALLA - WALLA WALLA-WALLA WALLA!!!

WE DON T DO THAT.

MITTEN BUMP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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