Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th July 2009

Dilbert//7393, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 12th July 2009

Tags

assignment useless questioning ridiculous

Official transcript

The boss says, "Dilbert, I want you to audit the software we have on our systems."

Dilbert says, "Why?"

The boss says, "So we know what we have."

Dilbert says, "Who will use the information?"

The boss says, "It's just important to have."

DIlbert says, "It will be out of date before I'm even done."

The boss says, "Do your best."

Dilbert says, "The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up."

The boss says, "I hope no one ever comes here to learn our best practices."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, I WANT YOU TO AUDIT THE SOFTWARE WE HAVE ON OUR SYSTEMS.

WHY?

SO WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE.

WHO WILL USE THE INFORMATION?

IT'S JUST IMPORTANT TO HAVE.

IT WILL BE OUT OF DATE BEFORE I'M EVEN DONE.

DO YOUR BEST.

THE BEST WAY TO COMPILE INACCURATE INFORMATION THAT NO ONE WANTS IS TO MAKE IT UP.

I HOPE NO ONE EVER COMES HERE TO LEARN OUR BEST PRACTICES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Auditing the Software"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, in a conversation with his boss, Scott Adams. The scene unfolds in a cubicle, where Dilbert is being asked to audit the software used by the company.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is hesitant to take on the task, citing the complexity of the software and the potential for errors.
• Scott Adams emphasizes the importance of accuracy and the need to identify any incorrect information.
• Dilbert expresses his concerns about the feasibility of the task, but ultimately agrees to proceed.
• The comic strip highlights the challenges of auditing software and the importance of attention to detail in ensuring accuracy.

Visual Elements:

• The comic strip features a mix of speech bubbles, thought clouds, and visual elements such as computers and papers.
• The background is a muted color scheme, with shades of blue and green dominating the scene.
• The overall tone of the comic strip is humorous, with Dilbert's deadpan reactions and Scott Adams' exasperated expressions adding to the comedic effect.

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