Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th July 2009

Dilbert//7394, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 13th July 2009

Tags

environment cups paper hot ridiculous animal shocked crazy

Official transcript

The boss says, "Our company had replaced styrofoam cups with paper cups to save the planet."

The boss says, "They work just as well if you use a dead squirrel as an oven mitten."

The boss says, "This one still has some fight left in him."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY HAS REPLACED STYROFOAM CUPS WITH PAPER CUPS TO SAVE THE PLANET.

THEY WORK JUST AS WELL IF YOU USE A DEAD SQUIRREL AS AN OVEN MITTEN.

THIS ONE STILL HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.