Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th July 2009

Dilbert//7396, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 15th July 2009

Tags

writing newsletter reading ridicule family annoyed

Official transcript

Tina says, "I've been asked to chronicle your rise to management for the company newsletter."

Tina says, "So far, I have the story of how your father was a barrel-shaped moron who married a blind woman."

Tina says, "But it could have been the other way around. I'm mostly guessing."

The boss says, "Lucky guess."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I VE BEEN ASKED TO CHRONICLE YOUR RISE TO MANAGEMENT FOR THE COMPANY NEWSLETTER.

SO FAR, I HAVE THE STORY OF HOW YOUR FATHER WAS A BARREL- SHAPED MORON WHO MARRIED A BLIND WOMAN.

BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I'M MOSTLY GUESSING.

LUCKY GUESS

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