Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th July 2009

Dilbert//7397, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 16th July 2009

Tags

reading writing newsletter ridicule angry yelling

Official transcript

Tina says, "For the company newsletter profile, I need to know how you rose from being an ignorant baboon to an overpaid speed bump."

Tina says, "And make it not boring."

The boss says, "I'm not an overpaid speed bump!"

Tina says, "My fact-checker will need to see your pay stub."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR THE COMPANY NEWSLETTER PROFILE, I NEED TO KNOW HOW YOU ROSE FROM BEING AN IGNORANT BABOON TO AN OVERPAID SPEED BUMP.

AND MAKE IT NOT BORING.

I'M NOT AN OVERPAID SPEED BUMP!

MY FACT-CHECKER WILL NEED TO SEE YOUR PAY STUB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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