Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th July 2009

Dilbert//7399, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 18th July 2009

Tags

angry yelling assignment ridiculous overworked

Official transcript

The boss says, "I need you to do product testing for our new release."

Dilbert says, "How could I possible have time for all the work you keep giving me?"

The boss says, "Have you tried sacrificing your health?"

Dilbert says, "Do I look like I can run marathons?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO DO PRODUCT TESTING FOR OUR NEW RELEASE.

HOW COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE TIME FOR ALL THE WORK YOU KEEP GIVING ME?

HAVE YOU TRIED SACRIFICING YOUR HEALTH?

DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN RUN MARATHONS?

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