Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th July 2009
Dilbert//7400, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 19th July 2009
Tags
drinking coffee suggestion mandatory rant yellign screaming ridiculous
Official transcript
The boss says, "Did you see my suggestions for your presentation?"
Dilbert says, "Yes, I rejected them."
The boss says, "They aren't optional."
Dilbert says, "Then why do you call them suggestions?"
The boss says, "Sometimes I call things the wrong names to improve morale."
DIlbert says, "You should just say what you're thinking. I can handle the truth."
The boss says, "FIne. Make all of the changes I want, you ignorant hump."
The boss says, "And do it now while I mock you with sleep noises."
The boss says, "Baaaa! Baaaa! Baaaa!"
Dilbert says, "Maybe your first way was better."
The boss says, "No one will ever love you!"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DID YOU SEE MY SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR PRESENTATION?
YES, I REJECTED THEM.
THEY AREN'T OPTIONAL.
THEN WHY DO YOU CALL THEM SUGGESTIONS?
SOMETIMES I CALL THINGS THE WRONG NAMES TO IMPROVE MORALE.
YOU SHOULD JUST SAY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH.
FINE. MAKE ALL OF THE CHANGES I WANT, YOU IGNORANT HUMP.
AND DO IT NOW WHILE I MOCK YOU WITH SHEEP NOISES.
BAAAA!
BAAAA!
BAAAA!| MAYBE YOUR FIRST WAY WAS BETTER.
NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in a newspaper.
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a mustache, who is depicted as a white-collar worker in a corporate setting. He is shown interacting with his boss, who is portrayed as a caricature of a clueless and incompetent executive. The boss is depicted as making ridiculous suggestions, which Dilbert rejects, leading to a series of humorous exchanges between the two characters.
Key Elements:
- Dilbert's sarcastic responses to his boss's suggestions
- The boss's lack of understanding of the situation
- The absurdity of the boss's suggestions
- Dilbert's frustration with his boss's incompetence
Overall:
The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of working in a corporate environment and the frustrations that can arise when dealing with incompetent or clueless superiors. The use of satire and exaggeration adds to the comedic effect, making it an entertaining and relatable read for those who have experienced similar situations in their own workplaces.
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