Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th July 2009

Dilbert//7400, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 19th July 2009

Tags

drinking coffee suggestion mandatory rant yellign screaming ridiculous

Official transcript

The boss says, "Did you see my suggestions for your presentation?"

Dilbert says, "Yes, I rejected them."

The boss says, "They aren't optional."

Dilbert says, "Then why do you call them suggestions?"

The boss says, "Sometimes I call things the wrong names to improve morale."

DIlbert says, "You should just say what you're thinking. I can handle the truth."

The boss says, "FIne. Make all of the changes I want, you ignorant hump."

The boss says, "And do it now while I mock you with sleep noises."

The boss says, "Baaaa! Baaaa! Baaaa!"

Dilbert says, "Maybe your first way was better."

The boss says, "No one will ever love you!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU SEE MY SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR PRESENTATION?

YES, I REJECTED THEM.

THEY AREN'T OPTIONAL.

THEN WHY DO YOU CALL THEM SUGGESTIONS?

SOMETIMES I CALL THINGS THE WRONG NAMES TO IMPROVE MORALE.

YOU SHOULD JUST SAY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH.

FINE. MAKE ALL OF THE CHANGES I WANT, YOU IGNORANT HUMP.

AND DO IT NOW WHILE I MOCK YOU WITH SHEEP NOISES.

BAAAA!

BAAAA!

BAAAA!| MAYBE YOUR FIRST WAY WAS BETTER.

NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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