Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th July 2009

Dilbert//7405, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 24th July 2009

Tags

coworker thinking sitting computer depressed technology

Official transcript

Dilbert thinks, "As usual, my coworkers have filled in every space on my outlook calendar."

Dilbert says, "Now I am only a puppet hurdling toward failure."

Man says, "Hey there, dailure puppet!"

Dilbert thinks, "I hoped it wasn't so obvious."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS USUAL, MY COWORKERS HAVE FILLED IN EVERY SPACE ON MY OUTLOOK CALENDAR NOW I AM ONLY A PUPPET HURTLING TOWARD FAILURE.

HEY THERE, FAILURE PUPPET!

I HOPED IT WASN'T SO OBVIOUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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