Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th July 2009

Dilbert//7406, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 25th July 2009

Tags

assignment stupidity yelling advice reading

Official transcript

The boss says, "Tina, answer this customer complaint. And remembert, the customer is always an idiot."

Tina says, "I think you mean the customer is always?um?oh my?"

The boss says, "Quick! Pop your ears so your head doesn't explode!"

Gurk!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, ANSWER THIS CUSTOMER COMPLAINT.

AND REMEMBER, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN IDIOT.

I THINK YOU MEAN THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS... UM...

OH MY...

QUICK! POP YOUR EARS SO YOUR HEAD DOESN'T EXPLODE!

GURK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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