Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st August 2009

Dilbert//7413, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 1st August 2009

Tags

meeting ridicule cruel mean rude angry annoyed business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "With your skills, you have a variety of career options."

Catbert says, "For example, you could flap your arms and fly to a planet that places a high value on morons."

Catbert says, "Etcetera."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES WITH YOUR SKILLS, YOU HAVE A VARIETY OF CAREER OPTIONS.

FOR EXAMPLE, YOU COULD FLAP YOUR ARMS AND FLY TO A PLANET THAT PLACES A HIGH VALUE ON MORONS.

ETCETERA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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