Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th August 2009

Dilbert//7416, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 4th August 2009

Tags

suggestion sitting typing annoyed sarcasm

Official transcript

The boss says, "Our VP of Sales asks that you answer customer questions through the sales reps, not directly."

Dilbert says, "Is the goal to reduce the timeliness of my answers or just to filter out the accuracy?"

The boss says, "Why are you like this?"

DIlbert says, "Should I tell you or the sales reps?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR VP OF SALES ASKS THAT YOU ANSWER CUSTOMER QUESTIONS THROUGH THE SALES REPS, NOT DIRECTLY.

IS THE GOAL TO REDUCE THE TIMELINESS OF MY ANSWERS OR JUST TO FILTER OUT THE ACCURACY?

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

SHOULD I TELL YOU OR THE SALES REPS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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