Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd August 2009

Dilbert//7415, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 3rd August 2009

Tags

therapy ignoring lying down thinking complaining writing psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I multitask during conference calls."

Dilbert says, "Is it wrong to value my own productivity over the inane babbling of others?"

Therapist thinks, "Buy bread?Pickles?Light bulbs?"

Dilbert says, "Hello?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MULTITASK DURING CONFERENCE CALLS.

IS IT WRONG TO VALUE MY OWN PRODUCTIVITY OVER THE INANE BABBLING OF OTHERS?

BUY BREAD.

PICKLES... LIGHT BULBS..

HELLO?

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