Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th August 2009

Dilbert//7422, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 10th August 2009

Tags

sitting meeting complaining bureaucracy business

Official transcript

Wally says, "It takes an average of five people to approve any action in this company, and at any given time, three are on vacation."

Wally says, "Should I violate our company culture of consensus building, or just sit around and do nothing for lack of buy-in?"

The boss says, "Did you mention flailing around in futility?"

Wally says, "I was hoping you forgot that option."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT TAKES AN AVERAGE OF FIVE PEOPLE TO APPROVE ANY ACTION IN THIS COMPANY, AND AT ANY GIVEN TIME, THREE ARE ON VACATION SHOULD I VIOLATE OUR COMPANY CULTURE OF CONSENSUS BUILDING, OR JUST SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING FOR LACK OF BUY-IN?

DID YOU MENTION FLAILING AROUND IN FUTILITY?

I WAS HOPING YOU FORGOT THAT OPTION.

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