Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th August 2009

Dilbert//7423, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 11th August 2009

Tags

talking ridicule criticism depressed sad mean

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I see my job as giving you the information you need to make the right decision."

Carol says, "I see your job as e-mailing me links to web sites full of stale and incomplete information."

Dilbert says, "Can we go back to pretending I'm useful?"

Carol says, "Sure. I'll give you a pity listen."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SEE MY JOB AS GIVING YOU THE INFORMATION YOU NEED TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION.

I SEE YOUR JOB AS EMAILING ME LINKS TO WEB SITES FULL OF STALE AND INCOMPLETE INFORMATION CAN WE GO BACK TO PRETENDING I'M USEFUL?

SURE. I'LL GIVE YOU A PITY LISTEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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