Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th August 2009

Dilbert//7430, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 18th August 2009

Tags

sitting explaining plan delivery stuck arrow

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I found a less expensive delivery service for our oversees business packages."

The boss says, "Find someone who is traveling to the same country as the package, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, and hide the package under his hat."

Carol thinks, "The first day of any new system is always a problem."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A LESS EXPENSIVE DELIVERY SERVICE FOR OUR OVERSEAS PACKAGES.

FIND SOMEONE WHO IS TRAVELING TO THE SAME COUNTRY AS THE PACKAGE, SHOOT HIM WITH A TRANQUILIZER DART, AND HIDE THE PACKAGE UNDER HIS HAT.

THE FIRST DAY OF ANY NEW SYSTEM IS ALWAYS A PROBLEM.

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