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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th August 2009

Dilbert//7430, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 18th August 2009


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sitting explaining plan delivery stuck arrow


Official transcript

The Boss says, "I found a less expensive delivery service for our oversees business packages."

The boss says, "Find someone who is traveling to the same country as the package, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, and hide the package under his hat."

Carol thinks, "The first day of any new system is always a problem."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FOUND A LESS EXPENSIVE DELIVERY SERVICE FOR OUR OVERSEAS PACKAGES.

FIND SOMEONE WHO IS TRAVELING TO THE SAME COUNTRY AS THE PACKAGE, SHOOT HIM WITH A TRANQUILIZER DART, AND HIDE THE PACKAGE UNDER HIS HAT.

THE FIRST DAY OF ANY NEW SYSTEM IS ALWAYS A PROBLEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Delivery Service for Overseas Packages"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert', revolves around a conversation between a man and a customer service representative. The man inquires about a less expensive delivery service for overseas packages, prompting the representative to suggest finding someone traveling to the same country and offering to shoot them with a tranquilizer dart, hiding the package under their hat.

Key Elements:

  • The man is seeking an alternative to the current delivery service.
  • The customer service representative proposes a unique solution involving a person traveling to the same country.
  • The representative's suggestion involves shooting the person with a tranquilizer dart and hiding the package under their hat.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the proposed solution.

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