Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th August 2009

Dilbert//7431, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 19th August 2009

Tags

meeting rating performance reviews attributes explaining ridiculous business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We have new software for performance reviews."

The boss says, "It has a category for everything."

The boss says. "Fish-faced nincompoop! Bingo!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE NEW SOFTWARE FOR PERFORMANCE REVIEWS.

IT HAS A CATEGORY FOR EVER YTHING.

FISH-FACED NINCOMPOOP!

BINGO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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