Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th August 2009

Dilbert//7441, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 29th August 2009

Tags

orders demands work ridiculous confused

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Asok, rummage through the piles on my desk and find yourself something to do."

The boss says, "Afterward, chastise yourself for not doing it the way I would have."

Asok says, "Even if you would have done it wrong?"

The boss, "Especially then. No one likes a show-off."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, RUMMAGE THROUGH THE PILES ON MY DESK AND FIND YOURSELF SOMETHING TO DO.

AFTERWARD, CHASTISE YOURSELF FOR NOT DOING IT THE WAY I WOULD HAVE.

EVEN IF YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT WRONG?

ESPECIALLY THEN NO ONE LIKES A SHOWOFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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