Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th August 2009

Dilbert//7440, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 28th August 2009

Tags

date shallow ridiculous looking cell phone failure leaving rejection technology

Official transcript

Woman says, "I judge potential mates by their cell phone apps. Hand it over."

Woman says, "You have an app that does nothing but hurl pirate insults. That is so stupid. This date is over."

Cell Phone says, "Don't let the door hit you in the booty. Aaaargh!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUDGE POTENTIAL MATES BY THEIR CELL PHONE APPS.

HAND IT OVER.

YOU HAVE AN APP THAT DOES NOTHING BUT HURL PIRATE INSULTS. THAT IS SO STUPID. THIS DATE IS OVER.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE BOOTY.

AAAARGH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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