Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th August 2009

Dilbert//7440, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 28th August 2009

Tags

date shallow ridiculous looking cell phone failure leaving rejection technology

Official transcript

Woman says, "I judge potential mates by their cell phone apps. Hand it over."

Woman says, "You have an app that does nothing but hurl pirate insults. That is so stupid. This date is over."

Cell Phone says, "Don't let the door hit you in the booty. Aaaargh!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUDGE POTENTIAL MATES BY THEIR CELL PHONE APPS.

HAND IT OVER.

YOU HAVE AN APP THAT DOES NOTHING BUT HURL PIRATE INSULTS. THAT IS SO STUPID. THIS DATE IS OVER.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE BOOTY.

AAAARGH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "App-ropriate Insults"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert and his girlfriend, Alice, at a restaurant. Dilbert's girlfriend is upset because she thinks he insulted her by saying her app does nothing but "hurl pirate insults." Dilbert clarifies that he was actually complimenting her app, as it does not do anything but hurl pirate insults, which is a clever and humorous feature. The girlfriend is still upset, but Dilbert reassures her that she should not let the door hit her in the booty on her way out. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of modern technology and the importance of effective communication in relationships.

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