Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd September 2009

Dilbert//7446, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 3rd September 2009

Tags

asking request excuse ridicule lazy

Official transcript

Wally says, "Can I work from home? There are too many distractions in the office."

The boss says, "Don't you have just as many distractions at your house?"

Wally says, "Not unless my idiot couch starts questioning all of my great suggestions."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I WORK FROM HOME? THERE ARE TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS IN THE OFFICE.

DON'T YOU HAVE JUST AS MANY DISTRACTIONS AT YOUR HOUSE?

NOT UNLESS MY IDIOT COUCH STARTS QUESTIONING ALL OF MY GREAT SUGGESTIONS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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