Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th September 2009

Dilbert//7447, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 4th September 2009

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asking question children angry yelling screaming annoyed wrong stupidity family

Official transcript

The boss says, "How are your kids?"

Tina says, "I don't have any kids."

The boss says, "Are you sure?"

Tina says, "That's the sort of thing I'd remember."

The boss says, "Maybe they?re hiding."

Tina says, "Be wrong! Just be wrong!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW ARE YOUR KIDS?

I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS.

ARE YOU SURE?

THAT'S THE SORT OF THING I'D REMEMBER.

MAYBE THEY'RE HIDING.

BE WRONG!

JUST BE WRONG!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Be Wrong, Just Be Wrong!"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with black hair, sitting at a conference table with his colleagues. The conversation begins with a man asking how many kids Dilbert has, to which he responds, "I don't have any kids." The man expresses surprise, and Dilbert clarifies that he doesn't have any kids, but then adds, "That's the sort of thing I'd remember." The man responds with a humorous comment, "Maybe they're hiding," and Dilbert retorts, "Be wrong, just be wrong!" The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of being wrong and the importance of being honest, even if it means admitting mistakes.

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