Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th September 2009

Dilbert//7447, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 4th September 2009

Tags

asking question children angry yelling screaming annoyed wrong stupidity family

Official transcript

The boss says, "How are your kids?"

Tina says, "I don't have any kids."

The boss says, "Are you sure?"

Tina says, "That's the sort of thing I'd remember."

The boss says, "Maybe they?re hiding."

Tina says, "Be wrong! Just be wrong!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW ARE YOUR KIDS?

I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS.

ARE YOU SURE?

THAT'S THE SORT OF THING I'D REMEMBER.

MAYBE THEY'RE HIDING.

BE WRONG!

JUST BE WRONG!

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