Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th September 2009

Dilbert//7448, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 5th September 2009

Tags

introduction consultant stupidity advice confused questioning business

Official transcript

The boss says, "I hired my unemployed golf buddy to consult."

Dilbert says, "What are his qualifications?"

The boss says, "He has two qualifications: He's unemployed and he's a golf buddy."

Man says, "I recommend firing the whistleblower and playing nine before it gets dark."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED MY UNEMPLOYED GOLF BUDDY TO CONSULT.

WHAT ARE HIS QUAL- IFICA - TIONS?

HE HAS TWO QUALIFICATIONS: HE'S UNEMPLOYED AND HE'S A GOLF BUDDY.

I RECOMMEND FIRING THE WHISTLEBLOWER AND PLAYING NINE BEFORE IT GETS DARK

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