Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th September 2009

Dilbert//7459, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 16th September 2009

Tags

sitting talking angry annoyed stupidity ridicule

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Alice, I thought it was time for us to have a little mentoring session."

Alice says, "How does this make sense when I'm more capable than you in every imporant way?"

The Boss says, "Maybe we can skip the part where I say you need to be more confident and speak out at meetings."

Alice says, "Duh,"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME FOR US TO HAVE A LITTLE MENTORING SESSION HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE WHEN I'M MORE CAPABLE THAN YOU IN EVERY IMPORTANT WAY?

MAYBE WE CAN SKIP THE PART WHERE I SAY YOU NEED TO BE MORE CONFIDENT AND SPEAK OUT AT MEETINGS.

DUH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mentoring Session"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Alice and her mentor, Bob. Alice expresses her desire for a mentoring session, but Bob's response is dismissive. He suggests that she is already capable and should be more confident in speaking out at meetings. The conversation ends abruptly with Alice saying "DUH." The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of mentoring and the challenges of finding effective guidance in a corporate setting.

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