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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th September 2009

Dilbert//7459, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 16th September 2009


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sitting talking angry annoyed stupidity ridicule


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Alice, I thought it was time for us to have a little mentoring session."

Alice says, "How does this make sense when I'm more capable than you in every imporant way?"

The Boss says, "Maybe we can skip the part where I say you need to be more confident and speak out at meetings."

Alice says, "Duh,"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME FOR US TO HAVE A LITTLE MENTORING SESSION HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE WHEN I'M MORE CAPABLE THAN YOU IN EVERY IMPORTANT WAY?

MAYBE WE CAN SKIP THE PART WHERE I SAY YOU NEED TO BE MORE CONFIDENT AND SPEAK OUT AT MEETINGS.

DUH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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