Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th September 2009

Dilbert//7460, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 17th September 2009

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Official transcript

Dilbert thinks, "I have invested all of my self-esteem in this powerpoint presentation."

Dilbert thinks, "It is all that I am and all that I will be. It is a digital reckoning of my value."

Alice says, "Did they catch the chimp who made your slides?"

Dilbert says, "Ow. Ow. Ow."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE INVESTED ALL OF MY SELF-ESTEEM IN THIS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION.

IT IS ALL THAT I AM AND ALL THAT I WILL BE. IT IS A DIGITAL RECKONING OF MY VALUE.

DID THEY CATCH THE CHIMP WHO MADE YOUR SLIDES?

OW.

OW.

OW.

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