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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st September 2009

Dilbert//7464, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 21st September 2009


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sitting meeting work admitting angry steaming lazy business


Official transcript

Wally says, "I did no work this week because I judged the user's specifications to be inadequate."

Wally says, "Should I continue to do nothing or do you prefer I use incomplete specs to produce useless designs?"

Wally says, "The next thing you hear is something called leadership."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DID NO WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE I JUDGED THE USER'S SPECIFICATIONS TO BE INADEQUATE.

SHOULD I CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING OR DO YOU PREFER I USE INCOMPLETE SPECS TO PRODUCE USELESS DESIGNS?

THE NEXT THING YOU HEAR IS SOMETHING CALLED LEADERSHIP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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