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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st September 2009

Dilbert//7464, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 21st September 2009


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sitting meeting work admitting angry steaming lazy business


Official transcript

Wally says, "I did no work this week because I judged the user's specifications to be inadequate."

Wally says, "Should I continue to do nothing or do you prefer I use incomplete specs to produce useless designs?"

Wally says, "The next thing you hear is something called leadership."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DID NO WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE I JUDGED THE USER'S SPECIFICATIONS TO BE INADEQUATE.

SHOULD I CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING OR DO YOU PREFER I USE INCOMPLETE SPECS TO PRODUCE USELESS DESIGNS?

THE NEXT THING YOU HEAR IS SOMETHING CALLED LEADERSHIP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Art of Leadership"

Summary:

This comic strip humorously portrays a meeting where a manager, known for being indecisive, struggles to make a decision. The conversation revolves around the importance of leadership and the need to make choices, even if they are imperfect. The manager's inability to commit to a decision is met with frustration from his colleagues, who are tired of his indecisiveness. The strip pokes fun at the challenges of leadership and the importance of taking action, even when it's difficult.

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