Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th September 2009

Dilbert//7463, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 20th September 2009

Tags

meeting bleak pessimistic doom beating angry economy violence business

Official transcript

Strategy Meeting Man says, "The weak economy is limiting our strategic options."

Man says, "I won't sugarcoat anything."

Man says, "Option one is a long slide to oblivion."

Oblivion Man says, "Option two is a death spiral."

Man says, "Our new company logo is a man getting sucked into a toilet."

Man says, "Our revised mission statememnt is 'Forage during daylight. Hide at night.'"

Man says, "I'll pass out clubs, and you can decide among yourselves how to downsize by fifty percent."

Wally says, "Is it just me or was it better when they sugarcoated?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STRATEGY MEETING THE WEAK ECONOMY IS LIMITING OUR STRATEGIC OPTIONS.

I WON'T SUGARCOAT ANYTHING.

OPTION ONE IS A LONG SLIDE TO OBLIVION.

OPTION TWO IS A DEATH SPIRAL.

OUR NEW COMPANY LOGO IS A MAN GETTING SUCKED INTO A TOILET.

OUR REVISED MISSION STATEMENT IS "FORAGE DURING DAYLIGHT. HIDE AT NIGHT." - OBLIVION I'LL PASS OUT CLUBS.

AND YOU CAN DECIDE AMONG YOURSELVES HOW TO DOWNSIZE BY FIFTY PERCENT.

IS IT JUST ME OR WAS IT BETTER WHEN THEY SUGAR COATED?

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