Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th September 2009

Dilbert//7468, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 25th September 2009

Tags

advice problems solution misunderstanding ignoring confused stupidity

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "You're paying contractors to do work that I could do if I weren't always in unproductive meetings."

Dilbert says, "You could hire temps to attend the unproductive meetings for me, and fire the more expensive contractors."

Dilbert says, "Why don't I understand what you just said?"

Dilbert says, "Because it made sense?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE PAYING CONTRACTORS TO DO WORK THAT I COULD DO IF I WEREN'T ALWAYS IN UNPRODUCTIVE MEETINGS.

YOU COULD HIRE TEMPS TO ATTEND THE UNPRODUCTIVE MEETINGS FOR ME, AND FIRE THE MORE EXPENSIVE CONTRACTORS.

0000 WHY DONT I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST SAID?

BECAUSE IT MADE SENSE?

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