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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th September 2009

Dilbert//7469, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 26th September 2009


Tags

manager meeting laughing confused angry ridicule criticism embarrassed business


Official transcript

Man says, "Moving forward, we'll go after the low-hanging fruit at the end of the day."

Dilbert says, "Ha ha!"

Dilbert says, "I like the way you used humor to mock the vacuous way managers speak."

Wally says, "Snork"

Man says, "Which part was humor?"

Dilbert says, "I'll just be quiet now."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MOVING FORWARD, WELL GO AFTER THE LOW-HANGING FRUIT AT THE END OF THE DAY.

HA HA!

I LIKE THE WAY YOU USED HUMOR TO MOCK THE VACUOUS WAY MANAGERS SPEAK.

WHICH PART WAS HUMOR?

SNORK I'LL JUST BE QUIET NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Mocking the Managers"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, sitting at a conference table with his colleagues. The scene unfolds as follows:

  • The first panel shows the group discussing a low-hanging fruit, with one manager suggesting they move forward.
  • In the second panel, Dilbert makes a humorous comment, mocking the managers' speaking style.
  • The third panel reveals that Dilbert's joke has fallen flat, and he is now trying to make light of the situation.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the corporate world and the often-awkward interactions between colleagues.

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