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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th September 2009

Dilbert//7471, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 28th September 2009


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negotiating broke poor economy recession comparison exaggeration


Official transcript

Negotiating in a bad economy The Boss says, "My company is so poor that we need a 20% price reduction or we'll go belly-up."

Man says, "My company is so poor that our only chance of eating involves throwing office supplies at low-flying birds."

The boss says, "Shall we say 10%?"

Man says, "Our health plan is 'Screaming.'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NEGOTIATING IN A BAD ECONOMY MY COMPANY IS SO POOR THAT WE NEED A 20% PRICE REDUCTION OR WELL GO BELLY-UP.

MY COMPANY IS SO POOR THAT OUR ONLY CHANCE OF EATING INVOLVES THROWING OFFICE SUPPLIES AT LOW-FLYING BIRDS.

SHALL WE SAY 10%?

OUR HEALTH PLAN IS "SCREAMING."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Negotiating in a Bad Economy"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a company's poor negotiating skills in a bad economy. The company is willing to make significant concessions, including a 20% price reduction or going belly-up, to secure a deal. However, their only chance of eating involves throwing office supplies at low-flying birds. The company's health plan is described as "screaming," indicating a lack of quality or effectiveness.

Key Points:

  • The company is desperate and willing to make significant concessions.
  • The company's only chance of eating involves throwing office supplies at low-flying birds.
  • The company's health plan is described as "screaming," indicating a lack of quality or effectiveness.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the company's poor negotiating skills and the challenges of doing business in a bad economy.

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