Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th September 2009

Dilbert//7472, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 29th September 2009

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talking retirement planning drinking coffee pessimistic

Official transcript

Retirement planning in a bad economy Wally says, "Retirement planning is all about timing."

Wally says, "I'm planning to die from global warming on the same day I run out of money."

Wally says, "That's one more advantage of being frail. I figure an hour without sunscreen ought to do the trick."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RETIREMENT PLANNING IN A BAD ECONOMY RETIREMENT PLANNING 15 ALL ABOUT TIMING.

I'M PLANNING TO DIE FROM GLOBAL WARMING ON THE SAME DAY I RUN OUT OF MONEY.

THAT'S ONE MORE ADVANTAGE OF BEING FRAIL. I FIGURE AN HOUR WITHOUT SUNSCREEN OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.

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