Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd October 2009

Dilbert//7476, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 3rd October 2009

Tags

demanding stock prices conspiracy idea alien

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We need another economic bubble to drive up our stock value."

Dogbert says, "Assemble the illuminati!"

Man says, "As usual, I'll create the media frenzy, Dogbert will manipulate prices, and IXPU will vaporize the whistle-blowers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WE NEED ANOTHER ECONOMIC BUBBLE TO DRIVE UP OUR STOCK VALUE.

ASSEMBLE THE ILLUMINATI!

AS USUAL, I'LL CREATE THE MEDIA FRENZY, DOGBERT WILL MANIPULATE PRICES, AND IXPU WILL VAPORIZE THE WHISTLE-BLOWERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Media Frenzy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, the CEO, orchestrating a media frenzy to manipulate stock prices and drive up the value of his company. He enlists the help of the Illuminati, a secret society, to achieve this goal.

Key Elements:

• Dogbert's plan to create a media frenzy to boost stock prices
• The involvement of the Illuminati in the scheme
• The use of manipulation and deception to achieve financial gain
• The comic strip's commentary on corporate greed and the power of media manipulation.

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