Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd October 2009

Dilbert//7476, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 3rd October 2009

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demanding stock prices conspiracy idea alien

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We need another economic bubble to drive up our stock value."

Dogbert says, "Assemble the illuminati!"

Man says, "As usual, I'll create the media frenzy, Dogbert will manipulate prices, and IXPU will vaporize the whistle-blowers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WE NEED ANOTHER ECONOMIC BUBBLE TO DRIVE UP OUR STOCK VALUE.

ASSEMBLE THE ILLUMINATI!

AS USUAL, I'LL CREATE THE MEDIA FRENZY, DOGBERT WILL MANIPULATE PRICES, AND IXPU WILL VAPORIZE THE WHISTLE-BLOWERS.

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