Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th October 2009

Dilbert//7477, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 4th October 2009

Tags

convincing plan scheme twitter lazy

Official transcript

Wally says, "We find you interesting."

The boss says, "You do?"

Wally says, "Oh, yes. Every little thing you do is interesting."

The Boss says, "I didn't know that."

Wally says, "Hey, I just had an idea."

Wally says, "Maybe you should use twitter to leave us little messages about all of your days activities."

Dilbert says, "It would make us feel connected to our leader. And dare I say, more motivated."

The Boss says, "Well, gosh. I suppose I could try it."

Wally says, "I already feel an improvement in my quality of life."

Wally says, "Where's idiot boy now?"

Dilbert says, "In the parking lot. No need to look busy yet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE FIND YOU FASCINATING.

YOU DO?

OH, YES. EVERY LITTLE THING YOU DO IS INTERESTING.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. HEY, I JUST HAD AN IDEA.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE TWITTER TO LEAVE US LITTLE MESSAGES ABOUT ALL OF YOUR DAILY ACTTUTTTE IT WOULD MAKE US FEEL CONNECTED TO OUR LEADER, AND DARE I SAY, MORE MOTIVATED.

WELL, GOSH, I SUPPOSE I COULD TRY IT.

I ALREADY FEEL AN IMPROVEMENT IN MY QUALITY OF LIFE.

WHERE'S IDIOT BOY NOW?

IN THE PARKING LOT. NO NEED TO LOOK BUSY YET.

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