Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th October 2009

Dilbert//7478, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 5th October 2009

Tags

sitting review criticism ridicule nervous frustration useless

Official transcript

Alice says, "It's funny that you're evaluating me."

Alice says, "Because I understand how to do your job, but you have no idea how to do my job."

Alice says, "For example, right now you're going to say something that doesn't help the stockholders."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU'RE EVALUATING ME.

BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW TO DO YOUR JOB, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO MY JOB.

FOR EXAMPLE, RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T HELP THE STOCKHOLDERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evaluation"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee during an evaluation.
• The boss is critical of the employee's job performance, but the employee points out that the boss has no idea how to do their own job.
• The boss becomes defensive and tries to justify their own role, but the employee remains unimpressed.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of workplace evaluations and the often-blurred lines between management and employees.

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