Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th October 2009

Dilbert//7483, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 10th October 2009

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Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, I need you to do an inventory in our warehouses. It should take about a month."

Wally says, "Hypothetically, would anyone know the difference if I just made up the numbers?"

The Boss says, "Well, no?"

Wally says, "Dream job!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO DO AN INVENTORY IN OUR WAREHOUSES.

IT SHOULD TAKE ABOUT A MONTH.

HYPOTHETICALLY, WOULD ANYONE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IF I JUST MADE UP THE NUMBERS?

WELL, NO. ..

DREAM JOB!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dream Job"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, in a humorous scenario. The strip is divided into three panels, each depicting a different stage of the conversation.

Panel 1: Wally, a coworker, approaches Dilbert and asks him to do an inventory in their warehouses, which should take about a month. Dilbert agrees to take on the task.

Panel 2: Dilbert inquires if anyone would know the difference if he simply made up the numbers. Wally responds with a dismissive "Well, no..." and walks away.

Panel 3: Dilbert is shown holding a calculator and exclaiming, "Dream job!" The final panel suggests that Dilbert has found a way to make the task easier and more enjoyable for himself.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of finding creative ways to make work more enjoyable, even if it means bending the rules or taking shortcuts.

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