Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th October 2009

Dilbert//7483, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 10th October 2009

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job assignment question scheme excited celebrating dancing lazy business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, I need you to do an inventory in our warehouses. It should take about a month."

Wally says, "Hypothetically, would anyone know the difference if I just made up the numbers?"

The Boss says, "Well, no?"

Wally says, "Dream job!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO DO AN INVENTORY IN OUR WAREHOUSES.

IT SHOULD TAKE ABOUT A MONTH.

HYPOTHETICALLY, WOULD ANYONE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IF I JUST MADE UP THE NUMBERS?

WELL, NO. ..

DREAM JOB!

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