Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th October 2009

Dilbert//7484, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 11th October 2009

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meeting processes discussion plans chicken ridicule stupidity business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Today, we'll discuss ways to improve our workflow process."

The Boss says ,"As you know, a good process is a substitute for good employees."

The Boss says, "The ultimate goal is to simplify our processes so much?"

The Boss says, "That we can train chickens to do your jobs in return for pellets."

The Boss says, "We'll begin by discussing our process for funding new projects."

The Boss says, "Could any part of our process be replaced by, for example, ringing a bell with your beak?"

Alice says, "Yes, but only the part that you do."

The Boss says, "There's a wrinkle in the plan."

Chicken thinks, "Pellet"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY WELL DISCUSS WAYS TO IMPROVE OUR WORKFLOW PROCESS.

AS YOU KNOW, A GOOD PROCESS IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR GOOD EMPLOYEES.

THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO SIMPLIFY OUR THAT WE CAN TRAIN CHICKENS TO DO YOUR JOBS IN RETURN FOR PELLETS.

WELL BEGIN BY DISCUSSING OUR PROCESS FOR FUNDING NEW PROJECTS.

COULD ANY PART OF OUR PROCESS BE REPLACED BY, FOR EXAMPLE, RINGING A BELL WITH YOUR BEAK?

YES, BUT ONLY THE PART THAT YOU DO.

THERE'S A WRINKLE IN THE PLAN.

PELLET

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