Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th October 2009

Dilbert//7486, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 13th October 2009

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sitting meeting reading e-mail memo urging congress law opposed annoyed ridicule business politics

Official transcript

the boss says, "The company urges all of you to e-mail your congressman and support the bill that gives us pork projects."

Dilbert says, "If that bill becomes law, it will, in effect, transfer my tax money to you executives for your next obscene bonuses."

The Boss says, "Don't you own company stock in your retirement account?"

Dilbert says, "No, I'm only dumb enough to work here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY URGES ALL OF YOU TO EMAIL YOUR CONGRESSMAN AND SUPPORT THE BILL THAT GIVES US PORK PROJECTS.

IF THAT BILL BECOMES LAW, IT WILL, IN EFFECT, TRANSFER MY TAX MONEY TO YOU EXECUTIVES FOR YOUR NEXT OBSCENE BONUSES.

DON T YOU OWN COMPANY STOCK IN YOUR RETIREMENT ACCOUNT?

NO, IM ONLY DUMB ENOUGH TO WORK HERE.

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